The Electro-Imp
Val Venis   Shibarghan, Jowzjan, Afghanistan
 
 
My dear Aknot, what about those two little planes you borrowed? [sees Aknot's human face] Aknot, is that you? What an ugly face. It doesn't suit you. Take it off. [Aknot's face transforms into a Mangalore's] Much better. Never be ashamed of who you are. You're warriors, be proud. So what if the Federal Government scattered your people into the wind? What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Your time for revenge is at hand. Voila! The ZF-1. [activates a ZF-1 and holds it] It's light; handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undetectable by X-ray; ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. And with the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. [lights reveal a mannequin in police gear] One shot... [shoots mannequin]...and replay sends every following shot to the same location. [turns around, shooting in the direction of the Mangalores; bullets curve their trajectory and hit the mannequin instead] And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. [fires every weapon at the mannequin as he mentions them] Rocket launcher... arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical... our famous net launcher... the always-efficient flamethrower, my favorite... [winks to the Mangalores] and for the grand finale, the all-new 'Ice-cube System'! [fires a cloud of liquid nitrogen which freezes the remains of the mannequin. Mangalores applaud politely by carnage]
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Professor Buddy Love 3 Dec, 2019 @ 9:57pm 
hey wats up
Professor Buddy Love 25 Nov, 2019 @ 8:54pm 
hey, wanted to play Fortnight multiplayer tonight with you but you weren't on. sucks. but maybe next time...
Professor Buddy Love 2 Sep, 2019 @ 5:49pm 
geat game of CSGO Battle Royale tonight gg's all around you and chris were awesome teammates cant believe we won all those games tonight 1st place too
Professor Buddy Love 22 Jan, 2019 @ 9:08pm 
..you are the first person I am telling but I just got the phone call I will be going to the Speedrunning association of games its the New England chapter there should be a lot of cool ppl there cant wait thanks for your help couldn't have done this without you