The following passage is excerpted from a weekly literary and cultural magazine.

You say 50 cent- I say Led Zeppelin
You say Miley Cyrus- I say AC/DC
You say T-pain-I say Guns and Roses
You say flowers- I say Van Halen
You say Pink- I say Pink Floyd
You say hip hop- I say Metallica
You say R&B- I scream Classic Rock
You say Hannah Montana- I Punch you in the Face
70% of teenagers and young adults have turned to hip hop and rap. If you are part of the 30% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 5 videos.
DON’T LET THE SPIRIT OFCLASSIC ROCK DIE!!!!

I sexually Identify as an Enchanted Mango. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of growing over the farmfield regenerating +1 hp. People say to me that a person being a mango is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install leaves, 150 mana and +1 hp regen on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Enchanted Mango” and respect my right to grow from above and grow needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a mangophobe and need to check your mango privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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