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The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1

Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:16pm

Eat an Entire Bear

Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:01pm

To Thine Own Self Be True

Wear your own severed face on your face.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:30pm

On the Rocks

Drink lava.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:27pm

Friend to Fungi

Host three different fungal infections at once.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:05pm

Goat Simulator

Project your mind into a goat's body.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:44am

Your Better Half

Get killed by your evil twin.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:34pm

The Spirit of Vengeance

Recover the Ruin of House Isner.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:55am

Knight Conical

Recover Stopsvalinn.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:53pm

Love at First Sign

Fall in love with a sign.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:27pm

You Are Becoming

Install a cybernetic implant at a becoming nook.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:40pm

You Became

Have a cybernetic implant installed on every implantable body part.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Pyramid Scheme

Kill a chrome pyramid.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:31pm

Say No More

Contract glotrot.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:03pm

You Are What You Eat

Eat one of your own limbs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:45pm

Shoot.

Get killed by a chute crab.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Dark Tidings

Foresee your own death.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:16pm

Love Thyself

Fall in love with yourself.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:23pm

A Bond Knit with Trust

Become loved by a faction.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34pm

The Woe of Joppa

Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:45pm

Starry Demise

Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:10pm

Quiet This Metal

Speak to the alchemist.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:02pm

Proteus

Have 10 mutations.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Litteratus

Read 10 books.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Mutagenic Mastery

Advance a mutation to level 15.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:03pm

Oathbreaker

Violate the sacred covenant of the water ritual.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:36pm

Cubic and Wisest Human

Activate a time cube.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:28pm

Go on. Do it.

Wield the amaranthine prism.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:01pm

In Contemplation of Eons

Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:20am

Synolymb

Regenerate a limb.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 2:29pm

Free Falling

Fall to your death.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:51am

Hole Like a Head

Get decapitated.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:20am

What With the Disembowelment and All

Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26pm

That Was Nice

Compliment Q Girl.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Gemini

Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:55pm

Donation Level: Kasaphescence

Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:45pm

Six Arms None the Richer

Have six arms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:46pm

Mechanimist Reformer

Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:11am

Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*

Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:53pm

Rocket Bear

Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:53pm

The Woe of Apes

Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:25am

Close the Loop

Recover Kindrish.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:27pm

Sight Older Than Sight

Discover psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:49pm

What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered?

Attain 40 psychic glimmer and discover the vast psychic aether.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Star-Eye Esper

Attain 100 psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:49pm

The Quasar Mind

Attain 200 psychic glimmer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:50pm

There Can Be Only One

Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:54pm

Glimmer of Truth

Attain 20 psychic glimmer as a true kin.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Absolute Unit

Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:14pm

From Thyn Heres Shaken the Wet and Olde Lif

Cross into Brightsheol.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:44am

All Those Who Wander

Travel to the pocket dimension Tzimtzlum.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:57pm

The Recitation of the Drowning of Eudoxia by the Witches of Moonhearth

Wear the Otherpearl.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:35pm

A Clammy Reception

Enter Mak's clam in the Yd Freehold.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:19am

What's Eating the Watervine?

Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Byevalve

Enter 100 giant clams.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:27am

You Recame

Rematerialize in the corporeal realm.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:48am

Aetalag

Be turned to stone.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:59pm

The Narrowing Sky

Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:54am

Dawnglider

Become auroral.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:30am

The Psychal Chorus

Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:46am

Become as Gods

Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:15pm

tsk tsk

Disappoint a highly entropic being.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:02pm

May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble

Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:52pm

Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!

Help Argyve build the contraption.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:28pm

More than a Willing Spirit

Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Decoding the Signal

Travel to the Temple of the Rock and decrypt the mysterious signal.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44pm

The Earl of Omonporch

Strike a deal with Asphodel the Lovely for control of the Spindlegrounds.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:38pm

A Call to Arms

Defend Grit Gate from the Putus Templar.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Pax Klanq, I Presume?

Deliver a message to the mushroom prodigy.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45pm

Tomb of the Eaters

Travel to Brightsheol and disable the Spindle's magnetic field.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:11pm

The Golem

Form large creature.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Reclamation

Recover the Spindlegrounds from the Putus Templar war party.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:00pm

Aleph

Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:09pm

Bet

Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:22pm

Gimel

Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:02pm

Dalet

Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:03pm

He

Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:09pm

Vav

Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:09pm

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3

Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:35am

Dream within a Dream

Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:47pm

Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space

Lose your will to live.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:01am

All the Leaves are Grey

Contract monochrome.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:02am

Waterpipe and Rest

Smoke from a hookah.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Arconaut

Descend 50 strata deep.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:20pm

Get in the Robot

Infiltrate a temple mecha.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 10:58pm

Total Makeover

Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:36am

Heat Death

Get vaporized.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:31am

0 for 2

Die of thirst.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Bricks Can Be Thrown, Too

Kill Aoyg-No-Longer.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:04am

On Second Thought

Eat a serving of humble pie.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:13am

We Are Starfreight

Ascend the Spindle.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:24pm

Caves of Qud

Beat the game.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 11:44am

Delight in the Abundance of Peace

Pacify all seven of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:16pm

Zayin

Defeat all seven of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:09pm



Peekaboo

Become loved by newly sentient beings.

Jawsnapper

Kill 100 snapjaws.
48 / 100

Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours

Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
21 / 100

Biographer

Learn the complete history of a single sultan.

Three-Sludge Monte

Kill a trisludge.

Five-Sludge Monte

Kill a pentasludge.

Ten-Sludge Monte

Kill a decasludge.

Leap, Frog.

Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.

Two Cats Are Better Than One

Clone Ctesiphus.

Me, Myself, and I

Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.

Clonal Colony

Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.

Tourist

Visit 100 generated villages.
3 / 100

Sultan of Salt

Invent 100 recipes.
0 / 100

Non-Locally Sourced

Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.

Surprise!

Eat the Cloaca Surprise.

Dayenu

Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
1 / 4

Belong, Friends

Help the slynth find a new home.

Token of Gratitude

Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.

The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2

Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.

I-

Wink out of existence.

Was It Something I Said?

Invoke the Chaos Spiel.

Lottery Winner

Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.

Live and Ink

Tattoo yourself.

Raisins in the Layer Cake

Recover a relic from a historic site.

Mumblecore

Learn a secret from the microbiome.

Open Your Mind

Have your head explode.

Swollen Bulb

Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.

Sound Sleeper

Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.

My Many Facets

Eat the Crystal Delight.

Imagine a Rubber Sheet

Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.

Lair Cake

Discover 100 lairs.
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