Was that vicious post really necessary? We get it, we are a small developer team with limited budget, and multiplayer matchmaking is oBvIoUsLy crucial to the end users enjoyment, but hear us out: Our network development engineer is a seventeen years old Indian. We took care of him as a small developer family. He fled from Bangladesh from the great Maharashtra drought some years ago, and was desperately looking for work. Yes, he only knows Emoji Code and Objective C, and when asked about subnet masks he stills thinks that we are talking about physical objects, but give us, and him time. He's really getting into Java lately, so progress is being made! Have trust in what you, and we, love, playing games and gassing the jaws (in Minecraft).

you seem too stupid for gtfo if you cant handle discord. no loss here. we prefer a smaller community of skilled players, instead of scrubs like you. ez gg

t-thanks!

I wish I could say the same to yours.

It has long been suggested by a few “free thinking” connoisseurs of the tin foil hat persuasion that cheese blocks are the secret evil rulers of world amongst dolphins and cats. If this is true, which- despite one who carries the au fromage scent and having a yellowing block shape with bits of green and blue piercing the otherwise lacquered touched surface feel- I thoroughly assure all denizens who walk upon terra solum that this is pure bunkum.

But let us postulate, for the moment; of the possibility that these supposed “cheesekin” exist-which they do not. Why would they allow t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶e̶r̶i̶m̶e̶n̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶u̶t̶o̶m̶a̶t̶o̶n̶ humanity to ingest them? The simple answer (although there are many other reasons, hypothetically, of course) is that this is a cover. A cover that certain imagined experiments would absolutely not notice their and carrying on assuming that they are the dominant being. How best to hide one’s self than right under another’s nose (or mouth in this scenario)? That one might presumably be observing the inner trappings of their subjects on a sub atomic level in the process? Genius! This hypothesis does not completely explain their true intentions, that is still a puzzling secret unknown to the rest of the multiverse.