You may have been instructed to view the FAQ on my profile.

(In order of most to least frequent occurrence)

Q: "Why Seventeen?" (Also commonly stated: "why not 18" or less common "why not 16") Yes you're here and you just asked this and I've got it handled buddy. Feeling not so special now hmm?
A1: "Seventeen is the best prime number. 37 and 23 are pretty good also."
A2: (real answer) "Was my original Xbox tag for halo: i.e. "SeventeenMidgets beat you down". This filled the max character limit on the XBox 360 for Halo 1 and 2. It also received the most positive reaction over the years so I stuck with it.
A3: If you said 18, perhaps you are referring to the legal status of said midgets. If so see the third question. None of them are single or interested in you, and their private information is nunya business.

Q: "What do you do with all those midgets"?
A: "That's none of your business."

Q: "Something something lewd about midgets"
A: "This says more about you than me buddy. Good luck out there getting your mind out of the gutter."

Q: "Is it Seven Teen Midgets or Seventeen Midgets?"
A: This isn't actually frequently asked, but pretty creative. Seventeen is the intention, but I also like the imagery of seven teenager midgets.

Q: "Why do you have so many kills on your stattrak weapons"
A: "SlaySl3d gungames, mostly."

Q: "Isn't Midget an offensive term"?
A: "No. I picked the name before this type of word alarmism was a thing. If you are a midget who is truly offended, I'd love to hear your story."