I am writing a book on it what do you think? OMG your friends with Porkins I know that ♥♥♥

So my ranking score probably almost went up on that match on vertigo. Despite you guys kicking me at the end I am almost positive that I still gained ELO points since I am so good. Gaining points is important because it shows how cool you are. I was badge once then I deranked to double AK then I deranked again to MG2, then I ranked back up to double AK, back down to MG2 then down to MG1! Thats not that bad....what happened before is even worse! Get this....I was DMG, I went down to double AK, then down to MG2, then down to MG1, then back up to MG2, and back up to double AK, then I went down to mg2, then mg1, THEN OMG I went down to 4 star nova! Then down to 3 STAR NOVA! OMG VALVE! OK so that was during the deranking purge....

since then I went from 3 star nova back up to 4 star nova...then I got mg1 then back up to mg2, THEN OMG i got to double AK! I got back to my original rank by deranking to nova 3 star, then getting back up to nova 4 star, then Up to Mg1 again then mg2 again and OMG everytime I get MGE i can only stay there a few games because I keep deranking back to mg2! If i ever derank to mg1 again I wioll kill myself, kicking me doesnt help, I really want to go from mg1 to mg2 to mge to badge to eagle then fancy eagle. I am pretty sure I can get eagle because before I was double ak, and now I am double AK! And a person that was LEM before is like MGE NOW! SO since I am MG2-double ak now, I should technically have the skills of what an LEM Player was before! What do you think?!?!

i want you to fist me

i want you to fist me

i want you to fist me