I know im childish but if you change the word "fight" for "wank" you get:

1st RULE: You do not talk about wank CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about wank CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the wank is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a wank.

5th RULE: One wank at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Wanks will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE:? If this is your first night at WANK CLUB, you HAVE to wank.