Bikers pls
Bikers pls
Bikers pls pls

With speed unfair and bike so blue
The ideal traffic cone are you
On every road, from end to end
Bikers pls, can we be friends.

On foggy mornings that I find
A million of you I am behind.
So slow to move, impossible to pass,
I really want to kick your ass.

Bikers pls
Bikers pls
Bikers pls pls

During either night or day,
They waste their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lives away.
Their days are happy, fun, and gay,
In a totally “PG” kind of way.

And with their races in the fall,
These pimps of life shall school us all.
But while their races could get them paid,
It shall never get them laid.

Bikers pls
Bikers pls
Bikers pls pls

Their goatees tend to overgrow
Like that of somebody that I used to know.
On their bikes, they look so lame,
Under my car they’d look just the same.

And Oh! I tease them without shame,
I troll them more each passing day.
You think your bike will attract a dame?
I’ve seen neckbeards that get more game.

Bikers pls
Bikers pls
Bikers pls pls

Muscle Milk is not a crime,
Protein bars are all one finds.
They may have their diets, fads, and more,
But their flabby abs shall settle the score.

But do not weep for them my love,
Their Deity God rules from above.
Jared, God of the Subway sub,
He takes their money by the tub.

Bikers pls
Bikers pls
Bikers pls pls