akira
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Alpha Casual 🚀 2 Jan, 2020 @ 11:13pm 
The year is 2020, Trump has provoked Iran and neighboring nations and pushes them to their limit when he finally tweets a pic of the US flag. World War 3 is underway. Thousands of Gen Z kids are drafted into the military. Your a camel farmer in the desert of Iran milking your prized female camels. Your suprised as you hear Gucci Gang Gay Version played to the sound of rotary engines, helicoptors start flying over you, the song changes to ♥♥♥♥ Flow, Shotta Flow Remix. The whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ area around you gets napalmed. Choppers drop off enemy troops and you get smoked by a 17 year old with a pickle rick sticker on the side of his standard issue army helmet. As you lay on the floor bleeding to death he walks up to your body and proceeds to do Fortnite dances over you and yeets your body over the side of a sand dune. You die a slow death alone in the sand.
Alpha Casual 🚀 31 Dec, 2017 @ 7:50pm 
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gaylordfocker 4 Dec, 2012 @ 10:48pm 
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hoangkong 18 Feb, 2010 @ 10:20am 
con cac
"mikebreezyy. 27 Jun, 2009 @ 9:28am 
damn when'd you get so sexy :)