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2.6 hodin celkem
This AVN is pretty interesting. Although I can't connect to the MC (this is a fantasy game, after all), the story is decent, if not incredibly dull. Superwriter, if you're reading this, sorry. I was a bit disappointed. I do give it a thumbs up because of the story, but that's it. It's no John Steinbeck novel, obviously,

In all honesty, the sex between the characters is bland. It's "been there, seen that already". There is optional incest with your sisters and half-sisters, if you want to go that route. And if you want, yes, you can get them pregnant.

One of the highlights to this game is its animated sex scenes.

If you're not really interested in the naughty bits on this game, you might enjoy the overall story of it.

I give it a 6/10 because it has vampires, vampire society, and an MC who can either embrace his dark self, or try being human.

Game does not hold a candle when compared to Doctor Pinkcake and the Being a D1K series, which is a juggernaut epic game. I'd also say that Perverteer's Sisterly Lust and Tales from an Unending Void rates right behind.

To sum up this game: mediocre. Really.
Odesláno 31. října. Naposledy upraveno 31. října.
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3.0 hodin celkem (2.5 hodin v době psaní recenze)
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It's recommended, but the game is highly mediocre at it's state. It simply doesn't stand out from a-typical city builders. Essentially, harvest resources (food, stone), make buildings (homes, shops), and stay ahead of starvation. I got the game because I like city building and it's highly relaxing. I like seeing my NPC bots construct my settlements and bring them to life.

At it's current state, I'd givre it 5/10. I'll give it a higher score, maybe, later on. But right now, it's "meh". There's nothing mentioning that makes this game different from any other city builders.
Odesláno 19. října.
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10.5 hodin celkem (9.4 hodin v době psaní recenze)
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TCG Card Shop Simulator is a recommended game, by yours truly.

Start with a giving a name to your shop and turn a cramped small (nearly empty) space (into your mini TCG Game Shop kingdom. Buy playing tables to attract TCG Card players and host tournaments (they will "rent" a seat and it's cash-money into your pocket!); buy shelves and items for purchasing and set up prices and attempt to lure NPC "bots" into spending money in your store. Expand, rinse, repeat.

The game is still under development but you can get it for a decent price at this time of my review.

And in my opinion, this is the perfect game to share with a family, especially young children. There's no profanity. No blood and violence, other than spraying deodorant at smelly customers (seriously). Kids can develop their hand and finger manipulation/motor skills on a gamepad or keybaord/mouse while navigating around this game's worldspace and in-shop while manipulating furniture and setting up a layout of their choosing. Honestly, you can't get better than that with also the game's simple methods that will also teach some things subtly to kids, like small business management, economics, logistics, and mathematics. They can learn to turn a small store and, with learning finances, to turn a profit while spending carefully to pay bills (light, rent space, and employees, if they are hired), and using some of their profits into making the store bigger, better, and the baddest they can. Things based off the "digimon/pokimon" world are parodied here so expansion packs, booster packs, card sleeves, plushies, and the like can be purchased (or even sold back at a bit of a loss/depreciation, as it were). You can open up packs yourself and collect cards, too, and sell off your cards on special tables. There are rare and expensive cards that can be bought/sold, too!

The developer has added a few things bit by bit since game's early development release. Since at this time of writing, table top board games are also able to be bought and sold in stores. These are all really cool and I'm glad this game isn't card-centric, as it were, and branches off into a true hobby ("geek") store.

I think you'll like this game.
Odesláno 9. října. Naposledy upraveno 9. října.
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4.1 hodin celkem
Game is highly anticlimatic IMHO. The first two games were excellent. This one is just missing charm.
Odesláno 22. září.
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6.4 hodin celkem
Totally ecchi.
Odesláno 30. srpna.
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16.3 hodin celkem (1.0 hodin v době psaní recenze)
It's not Viscera Cleanup Detail, although some of the mechanics are the same.

Still fun to play.
Odesláno 23. srpna.
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4.2 hodin celkem (3.8 hodin v době psaní recenze)
Seems simple to play. But requires perhaps problem-solving, puzzle-solving, critical thinking---simply because you have a limited number of spaces to put down things at the cost of Eon. Not a criticism; on the contrary----this game is a gorgeous gem that's a weird hybrid of civilization builder and city builder.

You can get hooked easily trying to make your little settlements grow from a tiny blip to a massive city with a number of "wonders" you can strive for, whilst completing quests (objectives, actually).

Difficult to explain on my part. Might I suggest watching "Let's Play....Reus 2" and you'll see what I mean.

And you know what? There's no violence, no nudity, no profanity. This is a game where kids can play, where you can sit down with a family and just bring a utopia to life together! Or at least that's what my impression is. I haven't tried the first Reus but that game seems to have warfare between your cities and where you can send your Giants to do battle. I'm not sure if that will be in this game, but in the relatively short time I've tried it, there seems to be no bloodshed whatsoever. A welcome pace to ultra-violent games nowadays but who knows if the developers will add warfare and violence to this one.

Don't get me wrong, I liked games like Black and White from back in the day. Where you can either be a benevolent god or an evil one, and shape you pet according to how you treat it. Reus 2 isn't like that. I think if you have kids and want to spend time together, have them play this and join your loved one.
Odesláno 20. srpna. Naposledy upraveno 21. srpna.
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4.0 hodin celkem (3.1 hodin v době psaní recenze)
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Game is still in development. It's fun to run a store.

Only thing missing is fat hillbillies in way too small clothing using link cards and getting cash illegally, and lazy goofballs hoarding the store power scooters while old people and disabled look on helplessly.
Odesláno 16. srpna.
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24.1 hodin celkem
It's not bad, but not better than Dungeons 3. Essentially, it's more of the same, a weaker sequel.
Odesláno 15. srpna. Naposledy upraveno 6. října.
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1.1 hodin celkem (1.1 hodin v době psaní recenze)
Watching barflies getting hammered is the best thing ever.
Odesláno 15. srpna.
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