Have you ever played Rogue Legacy? Do you like metroidvania style games? Do the words 'rogue-lite' make you drool like one of Pavlov's dogs when he rang the bell? Do you fancy a dash of speedrun in your action platformer? Have you often dreamed of being a reconstituted corpse with a flaming blob of gelationous whosawhatsit for a head? Is a silent thumbs up your favorite form of communication? Are you tired of all the questions?

Then this game might be right up your alley.

Other features include:
- Pseudo retro graphics
- Cool music for your earholes
- A bunch of jars with stuff in them
- What could vaguely be described as 'dialogue'
- Your dead friend
- Varied and unique weapons and tools for different playstyles
- Glorious avarice followed immediately by the sensation of self loathing
- Beanstalks that would make Jack jealous
- Fisting a naughy chest

and so much more!