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Recent reviews by 🅷🅴🅻🅸🅾🆂

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1 person found this review helpful
11.9 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
If this game were a sandwich, it would be good sandwich.
Posted 11 June.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Good game, everyone should buy it.
Posted 10 May.
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2 people found this review helpful
11.1 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
+ movement
+ exploration
+ plot²

- navigation
- that **** wall-kick
- lack of a real story
Posted 25 April.
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8 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
35.9 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Play some oldschool FPS they said.
It would be easy, they said.
Posted 16 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.0 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Nobody told me about id Postal
Posted 13 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.5 hrs on record
I swallowed the sea
Posted 10 April.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
236.8 hrs on record (232.6 hrs at review time)
Problem: Vanilla experience is bland and boring
Solution: Install one of the many, many mods
Problem: Every minor update to the game breaks mods, causing crashes
Solution: Quit playing and wait 5 years till the game has reached its EOL
Posted 29 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
42.8 hrs on record (42.2 hrs at review time)
A complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mess, constant FPS drops and stuttering, that weird thing that happens when mouse inputs get cued up, it's unplayable at this point.
Posted 22 March.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.7 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
A very solid retro FPS
+ impressive visuals
+ good looking levels
+ guns look, sound and feel great
- weak & stupid enemies
- too easy even on highest difficulty
Posted 9 March.
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1 person found this review funny
11.0 hrs on record
Take out a textbook and look up the definition of lazy, it has a pic of Konami's logo next a list of every game in this so called "Master Collection". They put no effort in whatsoever.
Posted 4 March.
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