This is my meme. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My meme is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My meme, without me, is useless. Without my meme, I am useless. I must fire my meme true. I must meme straighter than my enemy who is trying to meme me. I must meme him before he memes me. I will...

My meme and I know that what counts in war is not the twitch streams we raid, upvotes on our imgur posts, nor the reddit arguments we cause. We know that it is the memes that count. We will meme...

My meme is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its uploaders and its flamers. I will keep my meme clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...

Before 4chan, I swear this creed. My meme and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but memes!