Merry Christmas!

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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⡈⢷⣿⠄⡿✿Have many cute memories and moments!<3
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠛⠁⠈⢣⠸⠿⢸⠃✿Stay cute and rehydrate well!<3

❀✿💝💞 Merry Christmas Drachen!<3 💞💝✿❀

http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofBritain/Polish-Pilots-the-Battle-of-Britain/

President Bush, Prime Minister Putin, and Chancellor Merkel are observing joint naval exercises when Putin turns to Bush and smugly says "You know, we have submarines that can stay under water for 3 months without surfacing." Bush smirks and responds "Yes, well, we have submarines that can go 6 months without breaking the surface for resupply!" Merkel mostly ignores the conversation when there is a sudden disturbance in the water, just off the bow of the ship they are standing on. The disturbance reveals itself to be a Germany U-Boat, and a man in a wrinkled and dirty SS uniform steps out onto the deck, salutes Merkel and announces "Heil! We need more diesel!"

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