Video games have taught me many valuable life lessons.

RPG games have taught me that if you have spikey hair, and a care free attitude, the world is your oyster. Sandbox games have taught me that you can get away with anything if you have the good sense to put a bucket on someone's head. Racing games have taught me that faster is better, and Fps games have taught me that If I can shoot it, it can die.

Eat your heart out Jack Thompson.