Recent reviews by TheEarCollector

The game is fun, I can't deny that; but the server issues are unmanageable. I can't get into the game half of the time, and all weekend long it has been impossible to get into any pickup games because matchmaking is COMPLETELY broken.

The Witcher 3 is a masterpiece of storytelling with alchemy and signs that can add an interesting layer to combat. For completionists, there may be a bit too much clutter on the map but this is one of the few games where I thoroughly enjoyed hunting down and experiencing all of the sidequests. While combat can be a bit simple, I recommend that experienced gamers play on Death March for a challenge early in the game (though this diminishes as you level up). I loved this game so much that I purchased it on Nintendo Switch as well to play on the go (before Steam Deck, of course!)


🎚️ Difficulty
🔲 My grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
☑️ Normal
☑️ Hard
🔲 A challenge to be reckoned
🔲 In the heat of confrontation, (Only PVP games)


🗺️ Graphics
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Basic
🔲 Average
☑️ Very Good
🔲An original artistic direction
🔲 Gorgeous
🔲 Masterpiece


📚 Story
🔲 This game has no story
🔲 Basic element of a story are there
🔲 It's there for people who want it
☑️ Well written
☑️ Leading to more in-depth researches/thoughts
☑️ A glorious epic of storytelling


⌛️ Length
🔲 0 (No story)
🔲 Short
🔲 Average
☑️ Long
🔲 A never-ending journey


🎶 Music
🔲 Just filling noises/No music
🔲 Trivial and uneventful
🔲 Good and/or fitting the game's artistic dispositions
☑️ Memorable
🔲 Pure art


🕹️ Interest
🔲 I would rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
☑️ Repetitive and/or uninspired (If you focus on achievements, this could be a bit repetitive.)
☑️ A good moment
☑️ Sticking out of the pack
☑️ You will remember it long after


🔁 Replayability
☑️ A one-time experience
☑️ Only for achievements
☑️ If you wait a few months/years (or with mods)
🔲 Definitely
🔲 Infinitely replayable (or almost)


🐛 Bugs
🔲 Never heard of
☑️ Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 Impacts the player's experience badly
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


⚙️ Requirements
🔲 You can run it on a microwave
☑️ Low
🔲 Average
🔲 High
🔲 NASA computer


💰 Price
🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
☑️ Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money


🤑 Worth Buying
🔲 No
🔲 If you have nothing else to play
☑️ Wait for sale
☑️ Yes


🎯 Expectations
🔲 It's a completely different game
🔲 This game is a scam
🔲 It's missing many features they announced
🔲 Looks very similar to the steam page
🔲 Better than expected and/or announced
☑️ Masterpiece, no patch or feature has to be added.


✒️ Final Rating
🔲 1
🔲 2
🔲 3
🔲 4
🔲 5
🔲 6
🔲 7
🔲 8
🔲 9
☑️ 10

Door Kickers: Action Squad is a fun, 2D shoot 'em up that throws gadgets into the mix to mix things up and vary tactics.

Runs great on Steam Deck for couch co-op while docked!


🎚️ Difficulty
☑️ My grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 A challenge to be reckoned
🔲 In the heat of confrontation, (Only PVP games)


🗺️ Graphics
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Basic
🔲 Average
🔲 Very Good
☑️An original artistic direction
🔲 Gorgeous
🔲 Masterpiece


📚 Story
🔲 This game has no story
☑️ Basic element of a story are there
🔲 It's there for people who want it
🔲 Well written
🔲 Leading to more in-depth researches/thoughts
🔲 A glorious epic of storytelling


⌛️ Length
🔲 0 (No story)
☑️ Short
🔲 Average
🔲 Long
🔲 A never-ending journey


🎶 Music
☑️ Just filling noises/No music
🔲 Trivial and uneventful
🔲 Good and/or fitting the game's artistic dispositions
🔲 Memorable
🔲 Pure art


🕹️ Interest
🔲 I would rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive and/or uninspired (If you focus on achievements, this could be a bit repetitive.)
☑️ A good moment
🔲 Sticking out of the pack
🔲 You will remember it long after


🔁 Replayability
🔲 A one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years (or with mods)
☑️ Definitely
☑️ Infinitely replayable (or almost)


🐛 Bugs
☑️ Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 Impacts the player's experience badly
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


⚙️ Requirements
☑️ You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Low
🔲 Average
🔲 High
🔲 NASA computer


💰 Price
🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
☑️ Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money


🤑 Worth Buying
🔲 No
🔲 If you have nothing else to play
☑️ Wait for sale
☑️ Yes


🎯 Expectations
🔲 It's a completely different game
🔲 This game is a scam
🔲 It's missing many features they announced
🔲 Looks very similar to the steam page
☑️ Better than expected and/or announced
🔲 Masterpiece, no patch or feature has to be added.


✒️ Final Rating
🔲 1
🔲 2
🔲 3
🔲 4
🔲 5
🔲 6
🔲 7
☑️ 8
🔲 9
🔲 10