I'm sure everyone's put plenty of thought into which Pokémon is the sexiest. Sure, you could say Gardevoir, Lucario, Arcanine or Machamp. These are all fine choices, but they're objectively incorrect. Now that's a pretty bold claim to make, but my answer is obviously the best, once you actually give the topic serious thought. Who is this raw essence of sex appeal? Simple: Trapinch You're likely already coming up with a myriad of reasons yourself, but I'll make things easy and go over the common points. First is the name, implying both its apparent femininity and its hidden masculinity, as well as its level of sexual experience and its preferences.

Next we have the creature's form, it's large mouth capable of anything you could hope for and more. With an unparalleled tightness and strength, this Pokémon makes the perfect lover. Its small body size means it could hide on your person in public, and pleasure you at its will. If you were to examine it's eyes, you'd find the rare trait of having unusual pupils, typically in the shape of a star, showing it's immense lust and love for trainers. We also learn that a single Trapinch is capable of constructing advanced underground structures, making them perfect for long-term commitment and demonstrating both their skill and responsibility. I assure you that all choices of Poképartners are acceptable, so no need to feel ashamed that yours doesn't measure up. I do hope that some readers have realized what they're missing out on, however.

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