In real life I am Spiderman. I piss rainbows and fight bad guys with webs. I am in love with an obese woman named Amypants Mcpoonsniff Goatbreasts. I can do hula hoops with my penis and backflips with my buttoks and like am amazing ok yes. I am 875 years old and am a hard albino man from da BRONX. In my spare time I like long walks on the beach, peeing in public pools, and roleplaying as a Jedi in real life with my robes I made out of toilet paper.

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