Recent reviews by Mr. Stewart

Some say this game is relaxing. I say this game has given me heart palpitations - probably brought on by the commentary of Captain Obvious herself, Henni Koyack. I would turn off the commentary, but Rich Beem makes me laugh.

It's Fallout 3 - GOTY Edition... What more needs to be said?

Quick save every 3 seconds in case the game crashes, but other than that it's a Golden Oldie. Mr. Burke is easily your best friend.

The more whacks you ♥♥♥♥, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your whacks get.

Another legendary game from From Software.

What do you do when you get your face pile-drived into the ground? You get up and do better - or you or you do like I do and repeat the occurrence a few dozen times until you figure it out.

In reality though, after all of the crap that triple-A game developers have been putting out lately, it's nice to see a developer that cares about its product and its consumers. Keep'em coming.

A dumpster-fire of a game. I'd be embarrassed to be a part of this development team. Sadly, Steam's refund policy is just as bad as this product.

Mission: Bleasdale Farmhouse

To Bring:
- Crucifix
- Salt
- Brown Pants
- Lube
- Video Camera

Happy with your impressive factory layout? Give it time.
Think your screw production is more than you will ever need? Give it time.
Think that massive power plant will suffice? Give it time.

It's never, EVER, good enough... Do better, and then do it again!

My God, I have done this so many times. Where does the time go?

You know that feeling you get when you work so hard for something, and then lose it? No, not like Dark Souls where you can return to fight another day... I mean, when you truly lose it. In the blink of an eye - Gone. Tits Up. Lights Out. Game Over.

Yeah, that's this game.

What makes it worse, is you do it again, and again, and again. But no, you don't stop there. You can never stop. You respawn, you rebuild, and you re-die, and you love it.

However, you do learn each time. Such as:
- Check your corners.
- Beware of bathrooms.
- Fire is your friend.
- Helicopter pilots are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I give this game a solid "1 Crawler to Kill You".