Ahmed the Dark Lord
 
 
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booster 5 Apr, 2023 @ 10:12am 
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he broke that commandment! I knew it was "remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy". One after "thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain". As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got those fishermen from Galilee to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This sorcery? He's done worse.
booster 5 Apr, 2023 @ 10:12am 
That paralytic! Are you telling me that a man just happens to take up his mat and walk like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jesus! HE HEALED A MAN ON THE SABBATH! And I remained silent! And I shouldn't have. Pharisees took him into their own homes! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since before Abraham was, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off of the lepers! But not our Jesus! Couldn't be precious Jesus! Healing the blind! And he gets to be the Messiah!? What a sick joke! I should've stoned him when I had the chance! And you – you have to crucify him! You-
booster 6 Aug, 2020 @ 5:52pm 
Ahmed the Dark Lord is a good Valorant player. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.
booster 4 May, 2020 @ 3:39pm 
Ahmed the Dark Lord: Sits in his room all-day contributing nothing to societal progress or the betterment of our planet. Me: Built a fusion reactor in my bedroom at 17 and am now working at an MIT based fusion energy company that will save the world. But go off about how unskilled moira mains are.
BoX 24 Mar, 2019 @ 6:19pm 
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booster the funky homosapien Apr 10 @ 12:06am
well, time to start over

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