"Around each and every corner there may or may not be an enemy Pyro. We cannot determine which corners do and do not hide Pyros without sending a conscious observer to investigate. However, in defiance of conventional logic, the Pyro is simultaneously present and absent from all corners, and it is only after choosing a path at half health while reloading that the universe will retroactively manifest the Pyro in our face."

** The official pyro theme song is "Fireman Sam" **