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Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with AWP? MissHarvey puts the game in another level, we will be blessed if we ever see a player with her skill and passion for the game again.
GeT_RiGhT breaks records, olofmeister breaks records. MissHarvey breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Ⓨ *DEAD*(Counter-Terrorist) KungleBee : and now you
you taking the piss, """""♥♥♥♥""""""".
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c==3 レ ノ ヽ_つu want sum ♥♥♥?
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Chunks of 🐣chicken🐣 I will toss Into spicy🍛 mustard sauce
👱Mommy👱, I am hungry - famished Those nuggies on🔛 my 🍽plate🍽 have vanished
I suggest you get me ➕more➕ Now🕥, not later🕑, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥!
I scream😱 and shout 😠 and wet 💦 my diapies My bum🍑 needs soothing 💦wipey wipeys💦.
Do you want me to get a🅰️ rash😠? 😫Only you would be so🆘 brash😫
This is why my 👨daddy's👨 gone🏃 I'm 😞ashamed to call📲📲 you 👱mom👪.
The pain within my hungry tummy Feed your 👼baby👼, feed me mummy👱!
Those sweet 🍯 🍗tendies 🐓 in my tum Mask my stinging rashy bum🍑
🎧Silence🔇 graces 👱mommy's ears👂 😏Smiles through the streaming 😭tears😭
No more➕ 🍗tendies🍗, poop💩 or pee💦 The pain is over, mommy's free💜
I'm deeply, passionately, endlessly, madly and definitively in love with you my Angel Kitten. I will always be there for you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health
*tar ett kliv ut från skuggorna*
Heh... inte illa, unge. Inte illa alls. Ditt mejmej alltså, det är inte illa. Ett bra första försök, det är skapligt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... Jag ser att det finns mycket tanke bakom det... Gott om citerbart-material...
Men mejmejande är inte bara solsken och regnbågar, unge. Du är duktig... så mycket kan jag se. Men har du vad det krävs för att bli en mejmejare?
Mejmejing kräver talang, så pass är sant. Men framförallt krävs hjärta. Världsklass mejmejare - alltså de riktigt stora grabbarna, som Fille Finslip och Conny Sten - de är ute varje dag och natt, med midnatts-mejmejoljan vid full låga, de jobbar stenhårt för att forma det nästa stora ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mejmet. Kan du nå deras nivå? Vi får se...
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Leias are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Carrie!💖 Send this to ten other 🐠Fishers🐟 who give you 💦wet dreams💦 Or never get called ☁️our last hope☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no death stars for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're my brother☁️💦 5 back: you're a princess💁👼💦 10+ back: Carrie 😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
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If you knew what anime is, you wouldn't say so, but your pov on anime atm is '2d 10yo girls getting raped', which is what ignorant people say, who don't want to try it and just say what everyone says to fit in the group, cuz they're socially awkward and they want to be part of something, be it a hate group or fan group, they just want attention. That's exactly you.
To your knowledge, I'm 25yo, I have 120 days spent on anime, I play cs, I have computer science degree, I'm working as a software engineer, I have a girlfriend who likes anime, I have a good apartment and I travel every 6months.
A life you could never dream of, you closet gamer
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💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE ♥♥♥♥ TOGETHER
WE RAPE TOGETHER
Send this ♥♥♥♥ to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE