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have you ever farted a little too hard and poo poo comes out of your bootyhole

First Comment of 2021.70

First comment of 2021

First comment of 2020

GRW: The Original Series
FB: The Animated Series
FC&N: The Next Generation
Mystic Rail: Deep Space 9
NRGM: Voyager
Blue Arrow: Enterprise

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Techmaine is not a real railroad. Its fake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEpJU3xqeSE

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1.)Take A deep breath
2.)Clap your hands two thousand times
3.)Think About someone you like
4.)Copy this into three thousand other Profiles
5.)Look at your forehead

Don't let Springfield distract you from the fact that in 1998 Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell 16 feet through the announcer's table!

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They cry because deep down in their hearts the sequel-memers know the truth:

The prequels are vastly superior.

Let’s compare some side-characters/comic-reliefs, like, for instance, BB-8 and Jar-Jar Binks. Even on BB-8’s best day he ain’t got ♥♥♥♥ on the galaxy’s favorite Gungan.

Cute? Check. Integral to the plot? Check. Funny? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hilar-lar Binks. Bombad general? Bombad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ general.

Is it possible to learn the truth?

Not from a sequel-memer.

The decapitated colossus reeled like a drunken giant; but it did not fall over. It recovered its balance by a miracle, and, no longer heeding its steps and with the camera that fired the Heat-Ray now rigidly upheld, it reeled swiftly upon Shepperton. The living intelligence, the Martian within the hood, was slain and splashed to the four winds of heaven, and the Thing was now but a mere intricate device of metal whirling to destruction. It drove along in a straight line, incapable of guidance. It struck the tower of Shepperton Church, smashing it down as the impact of a battering ram might have done, swerved aside, blundered on and collapsed with tremendous force into the river out of my sight.

Cessna Saucemaster

hi (sorry for my bad english)

hohsis was an inside job

so didn't mined me

hey tech i am tkeing that free pizza on your front door :D

WAKEY WAKEY
EGGS AND BAKEY
BOAR'S HEAD MEATS FOR TUMMY'S ACHY
PACK THEM ON THE TOASTY BREAD
IF YOU RIP IT, YOU MAKE AGAIN!

LOOK AT SUB, FRESH, HOT AND CHEESY
EYE CONTACT MAKES ME FEEL QUEASY
I DESERVE THE FINEST MEATS
THAT'S WHY I CHOOSE BOAR'S HEAD MEATS
ONLY PUBLIX HAS THEM ALL
SO I LET OUT MY GOOD BOY CALL

"REEEEEEEE" I SCREECH INTO THE AIR
SUB TOPPINGS FLY EVERYWHERE
I GIVE PUBLIX LADY A SCARE
BUT THAT'S OK, I DON'T CARE
MY SPECIAL SUB LIES ON THE FLOOR
NOW PUBLIX LADY MUST DO CHORE
FORCED TO MAKE NEW ONE FOR FREE
A PUBLIX BOAR'S HEAD SUB FOR ME

2016 PATAS Alactaan's Ava, ASA A hava anca mat Gary Jahnsan at sama papalar TV shaw. A cama ta ham and say 'Ha Gary yaa matharfackar'. Ha anly marmarad: 'Sap.' and tarnad has faca away. A slappad tha back af has haad and say - 'Lastan ta ma ar A wan't vata far yaa'. Gary mamblad samathang, samawhat gramacad bat raplaad 'Vata whan? Whan as tha alactaan? Da tall ma what yaa hava ta say, A lastan carafally!'. 'Why dad yaa taka Hallary's alactarata and laad ta Danald Tramp's vactary?', A askad. Gary Jahnsan axclaamad 'Yaa fackang astabalashmant statast!' and glaad a Gadsdan Flag ta my farahaad. Than ha faagnad a straka.

To think, all I used to wanna do was sell insurance.

free the nigerians

Why is your head so Small?

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Then I dont need a jacket

NRGM is Dead

Oh yeah you're also getting an Animated Cameo

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I don't have to tell ya the score, you all know it! Only 2 kinds of people are gonna stay on this beach, those that are dead and those that are gonna die! Now get off your butts, you guys are the Fighting 29th!

Train Fuel can't melt Rusty Rails

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hhwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro pain

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Dear Tech Wolfie is an admin and when the sever change host wolfie lost his rank so im asking to give back wolfie thanks. Your pal Andy

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I would give infinite +reps if i could
and i would if the steam servers weren't so unstable

tech is cool rep+

:D

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Merry Christmas!!

I'M SORRY BUT I MUST DELETE YOU! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▐▌▌▐▌▐▌▐▌

98% Error: Can't delete the following user: techmarine{NRGM} due to your friendship is gliued.

You are amazing and is impossible to remove our friendship.

Post this to the wall's of 5 who you never want to lose and if you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend!

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