Once there was a lost island with no name. On the island lived a sh1tton of fools, a hungry giant, and some monkies. One monkie was wise so the fools asked Wise Monkey "What should we do about this sh1tty giant.

He keeps demanding more food and when we can't supply him with goats he eats fools. And then Wise Monkey spoketh "get on the giant's great floating sh1t and cross the sea fools" and how the fools cried out... "Thank you Wise monkey" "our savior" "the giant will have to eat pine trees" "sh1thed"

... So the fools boarded a great floater and pushed off. and during their long voyage they came to know sh1t as thier home. they made sh1thuts... sh1t burning stoves, they farmed in the sh1t. and life was... sh1tty. eventually the sh1t broke up and they all drowned in bloody, sh1tfilled, shark infested, waters.

THE END