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BEWARE, NORTHERNER

This man entered the Toby Carvery, presenting himself as an official from head office. He quickly went to work trying to implement various unwelcome changes, such as:

· Adding Bovril to the drinks menu
· Ensuring all staff refer to customers as "love"
· Introduced a "Barnsley Cocktail" which was a pint with a pork pie pushed onto the rim

In addition to the changes he:

· Handed out Redbull to multiple children
· Asked a chef to capture and "prepare" a local cat, claiming the locals won't be able to distinguish it from a gammon joint, if cooked for long enough.
· Spat a pensioner for driving a car and referred to him as a "cager"

This user gave me:

· AIDS
· allergies
· Alzheimer's disease
· anal abscesses
· anal Cancer
· anal Itching
· anal Tear
· anxiety disorders
· arthritis
· asthma
· astigmatism
· autism
· autoimmune diseases
· benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· bipolar disorder
· brain cancer
· breast cancer
· candidacies
· cataracts
· carpel tunnel syndrome
· celiac disease
· cervical cancer
· chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· chronic illness
· cold sores
· colon cancer
· constipation
· common cold
· COPD
· cough
· Crohn's disease
· cystic fibrosis
· dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· eye disorders
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· flu
· food poisoning
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Graves' disease
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· hepatitis
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· HPV
· hypertension

+rep he fell out of his stair lift mid game and broke his hip replacement, but the trooper still played the rest of the game, what a guy

I WOULD NOT TRUST THIS MAN WITH MY KIDS. LET ALONE MY FAMAS!!!