i miss you pookie

but fr this guy is a W

i am scum. I am filth. I am joeycastro4482

report me guys im a douchebag

Found this guy in Applebee's and he slapped me

RAHHHHHH

I'm on vyvanse for adhd and that thing makes me next level horny. Anyway I was masturbating for about 12 hours without releasing, and when i did almost nothing came out. A few hours later when i went for another quick rub (about 5 mins) i ejaculated a mixture of blood and semen. My urine was clear. But noticed blood out of the anus too (but I have hemmoroids, so that's quite common, but reappeared now). Already called my doc.and he said to just monitor it and let him know if anything else happens.

Well, the UK has a trade deficit for dairy, we really aught to produce more of it internally. Okay, second important concept: how much do you know about transgender people? Specifically transgender women, for this particular topic. Here in the UK, there is a political kerfuffle over who should pay for transgender women's transition procedures (hormones, surgery, voice-training, et-cetera). Some say it should be banned, some say it should be a private expensive, some say taxpayers should pay. Fun background fact: Almost any human with intact mammary glands can be induced to lactation via a regimen of chemicals. With that in mind, I propose a plan:

Today i was stroking my ♥♥♥♥ like usual but then suddenly a small amount of air released from my urethra. And afterwards a gas bomb explosion erupted from my penis like a flame thrower of stench. It turns out my sister was walking into my room at the moment it happened, and her entire body except for her clothes evaporated into thin air. Im starting to wonder what would’ve happened had i have not fart-jaculated (my new word for penus fart)

⛪SAINT ⛪PADDY'S 🌤️DAY IS 💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 UP SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR 🍯POT🍯 OF GOLD🏅 READY FOR 🏃‍♂️DADDY'S 🍆BANGER🍆 BECAUSE HE'S💁‍♂️ BEEN WAITIN ALL 🎊YEAR💦 TO MAKE SOME MASH🥔. SO GRAB YOUR 🍺🍻🍺, SLAP ON YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💚✅GREEN💚 OUTFIT,👗 AND GET ⏬⏬⏬ UNDER THE 🌈 SEND THIS TO 20 OF YOUR 🔥🔥🔥 CROTCHED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND IF YOU GET 5 BACK AND YOU'RE AN IRISH🌹🍷👠 THOTTIE. GET 🔟 BACK AND YOU'LL TASTE😋 THE CUMMIE💦🌈 RAINBOW. GET 15 BACK AND YOU'RE A 💯TRUE💯 4🍀 LEAF😈 HOVER😫😘🤗👄

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

+ rep g'day sir

Ambatukam

Johnny get yur' farm ass out of here

Thank you for the gift 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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jesse come see this profile... wait nvm is gay
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dude likes little girls

-rep

-rep (has molested little girls on roblox)

-rep (tried to mount me irl)

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

-rep

+rep for being nice and making my day

poop