Hi! Billy Mays here for Elden Lean, the pain specialist, powered by the air you breathe,
activated by the seethe you & I cope with. It’s Weeb approved & safe on
your iPad Baby Brain.

Use it on the PC. Elden Lean seeks out hope, dreams, & your loved ones. it gets down
into your skin, into the muscle. It even takes blood & sweat out of white
boys. It rages, it burns, it calcifies your joints all at the same time. Don’t just get lean, get Elden Lean.

Make a grind. Make it 10 times as powerful! The longer you farm, the easier it is. It
will whiten toenails & get rid of your toughest ambitions.

When life just isn’t enough, super charge it with Elden Lean. One scoop
in every box of ramen, it will make your whites whiter. It will make your blacks
blacker.

We sold millions of copies of this ♥♥♥♥ for $60. But if you call now, we’ll cut the price in half, only $29.95. You’ll also receive feet pics from Malenia & the Super Shammy diaper cosmetic absolutely free.

Born in the air

Say no to cargo shorts.

sus

That badge :D

What badge? one more thing, I **** you