The summary goes here, and I will be the only one to place it as such, though this is neither the time nor the place, despite just stating that it is in fact the place where such would go.

However, very recently It has come to my attention that various individuals are upset upon discovering the absence of a summary, despite my very public 10 statement years ago that I would at some point be the individual to place said statement in this very spot, to wit that they might and neigh have shared their anger with me in an effort to shame in an equally public manor. It is those individuals I address now:

Hi.