Jager
Jason   Arizona, United States
 
 
I'm going to take a picture of my firstborn and use age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 16. Then I'm going to frame the picture and keep it as a centerpiece in our house, something he'll grow up looking at. Then when the appropriate time comes, and he realizes that the picture is of him, I'm going to try and convince him that he is a time traveler.
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I save about twenty drafts -- that's ten meg of disc space -- and the last
one contains all the final alterations. Once it has been printed out and
received by the publishers, there's a cry here of 'Tough ♥♥♥♥, literary
researchers of the future, try getting a proper job!' and the rest are
wiped.
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Snakx3 12 Aug, 2012 @ 11:31am 
HAPPY BELATED UNCLE JAGGY
dream daddy 26 Feb, 2012 @ 11:59pm 
MY LITTLE PUMPKIN TITS.
dream daddy 17 Feb, 2012 @ 3:27am 
Jager: face looks like someone punched a cinnamon roll
Jager: and they make horrid gurgling demon ♥♥♥♥ choking noises



♥♥♥♥ Jager says.
dream daddy 16 Feb, 2012 @ 8:55pm 
Jager: lucky
v i x x x e n: Lucky?
v i x x x e n: It's frozen
v i x x x e n: ahhaha
Jager: I wish I had gort
Jager: oh nvm
Jager: GL
dream daddy 14 Feb, 2012 @ 12:17am 
v i x x x e n: Im sorry.
Jager: you aren't sorry
v i x x x e n: hahaha
Jager: don't lie
Jager: b/c I like to ruin dreams too