PanzerMeyer72
Adam Carlo   Miami, Florida, United States
 
 
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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⚓ 🅵🅸🅴🅳🅻🅴🆁 25 MAR 2021 a las 5:24 a. m. 
Is Simhq still active in things with Silent Hunter III?
Jvooniprr 25 FEB 2021 a las 3:33 a. m. 
Did you inherit the webbed feet???
ShaderkaUSA 24 FEB 2021 a las 11:40 a. m. 
im a we bit high and noticed you called SOMA the poor mans prey yet came out before the prey remake and is nothing like the old prey so you stinky
Mace 7 JUL 2018 a las 9:23 a. m. 
Yeah I've played them all except the Warhammer ones. I might pick it up then.
PanzerMeyer72 7 JUL 2018 a las 8:44 a. m. 
I'm really enjoying the game so far but there are a couple of weaknesses. Have you played any of the previous Total War titles? Right now I'm playing as West Seaxe (Alfred).
Mace 7 JUL 2018 a las 5:57 a. m. 
How's Thrones of Brittania? Reviews on Steam seem to be negative but I love the timeline and setting. Looks good to me.