"As I was walking down the street one day, I saw a house on fire. There was a man, standing at an upper storied window, shouting and screaming to the crowd that was gathered there below, for he was so afraid.

'Jump! You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ jump! Jump into this dear blanket what we are holding, and you will be all right.'

He jumped. Hit the deck. Broke his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ neck! There was no blanket.

Laugh! We nearly ♥♥♥♥! We have not laughed so much since Grandma died, or Aunty Mable caught her left tit in the mangle. We are miserable sinners. Filthy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Arseholes...."