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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:12am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:41am

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:25am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:05am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 9:36am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:17am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 2:18pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:20am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:31pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 2:47pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 5:08pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:20am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:39am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:20am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:48am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:19am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 7:40am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 8:22am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 6:06am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 7:14am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 7:01am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 12:58pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 2:12pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 9:21am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 1:04pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 1:32pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 1:36pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 11:25am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 12:12pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:26am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:09am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 8:33am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 1:37pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 8:43am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 8:36am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2020 @ 8:24am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2020 @ 12:34pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 6:22am