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Huzzah – good things come in threes

Third time's a charm.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 2:34am

Ludicrous Speed

Light speed is too slow!
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 2:45am

Huzzah – with helium gas

Have Helium – Will Travel
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 2:47am

Free Toffee

Animals don't belong in cages.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 3:56am

Laundry Day

So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 4:39am

Doppelganger

Mirror mirror on the wall...
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 4:53am

Hide and seek

Doors – useful AND sexy.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 4:59am

Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps

The old switcheroo.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 5:01am

Caffeine Crackie

I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 5:20am

Huzzah – he completely f*cked up

Enjoy your fall.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 5:53am

Groundhog Day

Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 5:59am

Third time's a charm

When shall we three meet again?
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 6:21am

Huzzah - three times the crap

Three of a kind beats king high.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 6:25am

Teamwork!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 7:18am

A true friend

Self-sacrifices and bla.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 7:37am

Rufus to the rescue

I'd be an amazing dad!
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 9:09am

Cameo

Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 9:02am

Bozo is back!

Pirates have feelings, too.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 9:16am

Surgeon simulator

Which place do I stick it in... ?
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 8:26am

Mission: Impossible

He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 8:37am

Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo

Elysium in hand's reach...
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 9:59am

Hand over heart

At least I got the lyrics right.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 10:05am

Huzzah – he's off now for real

The hardest part is letting go.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 10:23am

Remembrance of Things Past

Tell it to the marines!
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 2:43am

Basic Instinct

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 3:07am

Micropayment

Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 3:23am

Quality Assurance

Does this smell like chloroform?
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 4:48am

Vampire's Kiss

Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 6:10am

Long time no see

Not that I actually need it.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 7:48am

Demagogue

I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2018 @ 10:04am



Saturday Night Fever

Disco ain't dead!

Tough Guy!

Didn't feel a thing.

That kid is fast as lightning

Admit it: That was dumb luck!

Daring Sharpshooter

I didn't mean to wind her up.

Knock knock!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!

Voyeur

So what? It's the only peep-show in town.

Ignorance is Bliss

Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!

Darwin Award

Cut my life into pieces.

Master of Darkness

The darkest Room Escape Game ever.

Porta Fisco Carnival

Throw me something, Mister!

Talent Scout

15 minutes of fame.

Food Inspector

Where's the fume extractor hood?

Zombie Apocalypse

They seemed a bit bitey.

Magic Mushroom Picker

Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.

Smack him!

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

Russian roulette

You jump, I jump … not!

Catwalk Queen

High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.

Ornithorhynchologist

You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.

Hung out to dry

He'll get around somehow.

Sadist

Picking at fresh wounds.