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When I first played rank, I got highest tier Silver. So after a few games with trolls, I ended up silver 3, and im now I'm like... Global Elite 5. I main the XM1014, 2 flashes, a incenderary and a smoke. Both sides. This information is just to give you guys a general understanding of how a real professional plays this game.

"Pfft, S on ESEA?!" I scoff at some lowlife plebeian. This is the kind of the thing that pisses me off more than anything in the world: When ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that wide-swing peak at roughly 400 pixels out instead of 609 in B apartments try and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BM me. Like inhale my Dragon Lore badkid. You might be wondering, what rank are you in the heirarchy of ESEA to be talking such trash? Heh, well I don't play that petty 128-tick trash. I am among the secret intergalactic professional Counter-Strike team that consists of CS LEGENDS such as Albert Einstein, Genghis Khan, and Cthulhu. We fight over ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PLANETS against this observable universe's most talented squadrons. Players like Xerxes the Conqueror of Cache, or XyXyx the Forbidden AWPer, are mere ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOTS TO ME. The only time I miss is when I lose track of the RNG frame calculation, (which I've memorized all 98 decillion outcomes of; mind you) of my pristine AK spray. We play on servers made specifically made by GabeN's resurrected grandfather; 128-tick? Try a rate of 8 x 1278 you insignificant swine. Tactics become so in-depth and mind-bending that one of Earth's star players and good friend of mine, Pythagoras, lost his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind and died in a scrimmage from strats so genius that FalleN himself would ♥♥♥♥ his pants. So if you think even inviting me to your 1v1 server is okay, you must be out of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind. I'm the best Counter-Strike player to ever exist in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIMENSION, stay mad and bad kid.

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