Eddie
 
 
Mood: Suffering
Listening to: The demons in my head
Playing: The game called life
Watching: My life being sucked into a black hole
Reading: The blood stained letters on my wall
Drinking: Dr pepper

My perfect date night: I pick you up in my kia sorrento. You get in .There's candles in the car. You go "isn't that dangerous?"and i go "yes but i like danger!"

Don't know why tinder thinks I'm 24, really 32. I reference harry potter on the daily. Don't talk to me unless you have over 70k reddit karma.

I can hold my breath underwater for 10 minutes, and can lift a fully-grown horse above my head. I cannot feel pain and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me.I can break out of mind control at any time. I have perfect balance on every surface. Psychic attacks are near impossible to execute on me. My third eye is wide open.
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Danny 16 May, 2022 @ 4:42pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
vump 1 Nov, 2020 @ 12:16pm 
I was gonna make cheese on toast as a snack but my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kitchen light wouldn't turn on so I got angry and just grabbed the block of cheese and now I'm eating that instead
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1993 in Armenian football 21 Oct, 2020 @ 2:34pm 
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1993 in Armenian football 19 Sep, 2020 @ 3:03pm 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well! I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman, but do you want to maybe play a bit of DBD sometime (OMG so embarrassed) >.<. I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xD. like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of your heart. I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! So maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you,
MyNameWontFi 18 Mar, 2020 @ 4:17pm 
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