It ain't easy bein' cheesy.

only cheatin i'm doin is wiff apb on l4d :c

I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ your mom

F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me 4ever!! Send this to 5 people, and see who F.U.C.K.’s you back!!

I'M NOT IN A CLAN.

FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman you can trust & who would never lie.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.
5. It's absolutely vital that these four women don't know each other