Let's Go Brandon!

You can't win, Anakin. I have the moral low-ground.

Big brain play but Shakespeare won't be out of a job at any time soon.

Vanity. Definitely my favorite sin.

In a mass surveillance state, we are all cam girls

Tide goes in. Tide goes out. You can't explain that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Just because some hurricanes have stripper names, it doesn't mean that throwing money at them is the best thing to do.

When life gives you lemons, make something worth my time