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4 people found this review helpful
79.7 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Despite the bugs and problems that are bound to happen with an early access game, this is definitely a game to buy.

In my first day of game play, I was robbed twice. On my second day, I found a machine gun, and nobody was going to rob me again.

I loaded the gun, and was prepared to go out and teach some manners to both bandits and zombies alike. A man opens the door. He runs in. I panic. I unload most of my ammo into his chest. He hits the ground.

I feel intense guilt. I want to put the gun down, but I don't know how many friends he has waiting outside. Friends looking for revenge. I don't know how many more innocent people I may have to kill to secure my safe travel away from this place.

Surrounded by zombies, and all too easily I become the monster.

Justice came to me swiftly in the form of a rotten banana.

10/10
Posted 26 December, 2013.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.3 hrs on record
I got this during the Halloween Sale. Myst meets Amnesia, it attempts to unsettle rather than shock, and I do not regret buying it.
Posted 30 November, 2012.
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7.5 hrs on record
A fun game until your lantern runs out of fuel. Bring extra trousers.
Posted 27 December, 2011.
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