LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG, BE A BAT !!!!

If you just played with me and have a problem, please fill the following :

HURT FEELINGS REPORT

ANSWER QUESTIONS BY CIRCLING THE APPROPRIATE ANSWER.
DATE:____________________________
TIME OF HURT FEELINGS:______________________ AM/PM

A. WHICH PART OF BODY WERE HURT FEELINGS INFLICTED THROUGH: EYES – EARS - Both
B. IS THERE PERMANENT FEELING DAMAGE: YES ?? NO
C. DID YOU NEED A TISSUE FOR THE TEARS: YES ?? NO
D. ARE YOU GOING TO BE BITTER OVER THESE HURT FEELINGS: YES ?? NO

REASON FOR FILING THIS REPORT:
1. I AM THIN SKINNED: YES NO
2. I AM A Girl: YES NO
3. I HAVE WOMAN LIKE HORMONES: YES NO
4. I AM A ♥♥♥♥: YES NO
5. I AM A LITTLE GIRL: YES NO
6. I AM A CRY-BABY: YES NO
7. I WANT MY MOMMY: YES NO
8. ALL OF THE ABOVE: YES(circle this one since most likely all apply)