This man is my savior. I was stuck in afganistan as an Albanian Shia but due to our nations long imperialist traditions i was hunted. This english man came out of nowhere and told me he was a lord and that he would help me escape afganistan alive. For forty days and forty nights i clung to the landing gear of his private bowing 747 on a dirt strip airport, every day Mujahideen came and searched his plane and threatened to murder and rape him but he never gave me up. After 40 days we finally landed in London UK and he got me a fake I'd and a job as a queens guard.

-rep he has a s*rbian great grandfather

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+rep

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He's popping off

Minty popping off.....