Recent reviews by melfice_mm

Pro: Like a bomb, hits a clean 10/10 on your WTF scale.
Con: Has replay value like a bomb (but who cares, life is short)

Nice game mechanics, unfortunately it becomes quite repetitive after a time. There is some room on improvement, e.g. for the story.

Ich ... muss ... sie ... alle ... haben ...

The style is exactly like the 80's should have been. A must play for anyone that played a DD game as a kid - especially if you know someone who feel the same (and owns a controller). Still, it is DD, with quite linear gameplay and the skill upgrade feature gives it only some replay value.
If you never heard of DD, I would only recommend to buy it on sale.

PS: Ever wondered if Marian is blue dude's or red dude's girlfriend? Maybe both are captured in the friend zone and they express their frustration by punching other girls in the face? Does this love triangle end like a french drama after their mutual enemy is beaten? Vote here to start my kickstarter campaign for "Double Dragon - The book".

Brings together one of the most hated and most loved things in live: math and money. Yes kids, unless you are not a good rapper, the first is often needed to make the second. Anyhow, it is a pity my employer refuses to change my payment model to a exponentiational one - still working on that.
As clicker game now seems to be a term, no more explanation needed. Press button for yield.

Who said all the tamagotchis are dead? It's even better than that, you can not do anything wrong. The game is so "casual", it even plays on its own.
I am not puzzled by the game, but why I am still playing this. I guess a man also needs a cheap win, once in a while. I recommend to let it run while you play another (e.g. round based) game. Or - clicker pro tip - let all clicker games on steam run in parallel and see if it sums up to a full game.

Since man invented fire and speech, they gathered together tell each other - a not less important invention - stories.
What I want to tell you (without a spoiler), it is worth playing to the end. I started to play it a year ago and was a bit annoyed about all the loose strings, afraid it's like a mystery TV show with a crappy ending, like they are LOST on an island and wake up in a church. It is not. Some days ago I picked it up again and it was worth it. Honestly, it took me some thinking (and also a google search) to tell my mind what I saw in the last minutes of the game. That's the endings I like and I think I am not the only one.
And yes, it is also a nice shooter, which thousands (or infinite?) of other reviews will tell you anyway.

PS: Thank you for NOT milking a multiplayer game out of a single player game that leaves empty servers some months after release anyway. Yes, I really said that, Lara Croft.

Toddler Simulator 2014. Quite outdated graphics, but the story is quite unique. You are playing a 2 year old Max Payne without guns and bullet time. Seriously, if a 2 year old could climb like this, making your house child-safe would cost a whole new set of furniture that is not even invented yet. Anyhow, it's quite short, it took me 2 nights to see the ending scene. If you have a kid yourself, I definitly recommend to buy it - there are lot of emotions being transported and you might want to reflect on it a bit (not included in the download). Still, you might want to wait for it being on sale. If you are not a parent, you might rather want to spend your money on another a-broken's-man-payback-shooter-story again - not saying that's a bad thing.

Superfunny - vor allem die deutsche Übersetzung. All your base belongs to us! Peace out.