Recent reviews by The_Fr33_Man

(SUMMARY: Great potential, asshat launch. DO NOT BUY UNTILL ITS FINISHED)

(Elaborate review)
ITS ARRIVED and your super exited to finally be able to buy that brand spanking new car you've been practically drooling over for the past few years. You throw your money at the car dealer with such force you break the sound barrier, and you still manage to speed off in the car before his face is turned into Queen Elizabeth shaped paste. (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)

You have an amazing drive for 30 minutes until you notice the car has a few notches on the dashboard, then you realize the dashboard isn't the real dashboard its actually a spare part used as a "placeholder" until the real dashboard is installed.

That doesn’t phase you though since your so stoked to finally be driving it after decades of waiting and your slam your foot on the accelerator to try and recapture your past memories of racing... promptly snapping it in half since the real accelerator is also still being manufactured. Wildly you skid into a brick wall but not before the car, almost seconds from collision, breaks down entirely.

You wouldn't accept a half finished car, or a half filled coffee so why a half finnished game?
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That’s basically the game for me, ages of waiting and being given this chunk of pleasing yet unfinished code bundle is tantamount to a slap in the face. LETS BE HONEST! if this was ANY OTHER game we would be outraged at paying full price for this.

If not for its reputation, the nostalgia of playing DK again and the travesty of EA we would be seeing negative reviews across the board, with possible 2/3 stars from those that only played the functional parts of the game. I could list hundreds more problems but I wouldn't have enough time left in the day and previous reviews detail them already.

Dont get me wrong, i LOVED the game for the first few missions and put up with the unfinished mechanics and mood-killing placeholders but when teh campaign collapses and you find out that every other function of the game is also non-functional or gamebreakingly bugged, I start to think whether that 20 pounds was better spend on some quality alcohol for the night and WFTO left in the wishlist until further notice.