Don't make me fry your rice into brown rice! OH SNAP! Three snaps and around the world!

AWWWW!!! IT'S ON NOW! You don't even know about mah face! My face be all over your face like white on rice in a third world country as it's going out of stock! ... Or wait... What... I think I meant.. <INSERT THE MOST EPIC INSULT EVER HERE> YEAH! TAKE THAT! NOW WHAT?!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tom-brady-donald-trump_55f9ae7ee4b0d6492d63eee7?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

http://www.treknews.net/2015/09/15/jennifer-lien-arrested-indecent-exposure-voyager/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQhS2q7IHQM

http://happyplace.someecards.com/news/you-can-now-buy-a-disembodied-twerking-butt-and-i-have-some-ideas-on-how-to-use-it/