This is my penis.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My penis is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my penis is useless.
Without my penis, I am useless.
I must fire my penis true.
My penis and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make.

We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…
My penis is human, even as I, because it is my life.
Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength,
Its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel.

I will keep my penis clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will…
Before God, I swear this creed. My penis and I are the defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

If you want a little food for thought, heres my favirot quote:

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There’s nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We are born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us, it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." -Nelson Mandela