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I sexually identify as a president. Ever since i was a boy i dreamed of winning the election and send back disgusting mexicans to their own country. People say to me that a person being president is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but i don't care, I'm beautiful. Im having tax payer's paying for my campaign and rising my polls . From now on i want you guys to call me "President Trump" and respect my right to deport mexicans and make america great again. If you can't accept me you're a trumpophobe and need to chek your voting privilegie.Thank you for being understanding.

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Hey guys I masturbated for the first time ever today and it felt amazing. All my family say masturbation is wrong, but today I decided to become a man and masturbate for the first time in my short life. The hardest part afterward though would have to be cleaning up, how do I get rod off the stains? How do I stop it from going everywhere? Will my parents be angry if they catch me doing this? Will it really cut of circulation to my penis? Can I get STDs from masturbating? Thanks anyone who tells me, you will be giving a me a new hobby for spare time or at least be warning me of this hobby's dangers.

To the many people who have made fun of me today:
I have an IQ approaching 170. I believe I have solved physics and am literally miles ahead of academia. I was capable of solving extremely sophisticated math problems at the age of 16. While you would guess I am an old man, I'm only 27. I have an associates degree in IT and another on the way.
I've also had sex with a massive number of women. My sexual history is vaster than a pornstar’s and I've been known to seduce women by simply glancing at them.
So the next time you post stupid comments like these, keep in mind that people like me exist. People who are gods when compared to the lives of average men like you.
I would suggest deleting your comments so people don't associate my response with you, unless you enjoy being embarrassed.