sometimes i like to glue my thumbs onto my nipples and pretend i'm a t-rex

Now do the flashbang dance
Flash, flash ba-dang
Flash ba-dang a dance (hey!)
Flash, flash ba-dang
Bang a dang a dance (show them how they do it)
Flash, flash ba-dang
Flash ba-dang a dance (hey!)
Flash, flash ba-dang
Three, two, one (we are gone)

csgo2 black crosshair
cl_crosshair_outlinethickness 1; cl_crosshair_recoil 0;
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitdist 11; cl_crosshair_sniper_width 1;
cl_crosshair_t 0; cl_crosshairalpha 255;
cl_crosshaircolor 5; cl_crosshaircolor_b 0;
cl_crosshaircolor_g 0; cl_crosshaircolor_r 0;
cl_crosshairdot 0; cl_crosshairgap_useweaponvalue 0;
cl_crosshairstyle 4; cl_crosshair_friendly_warning 1;
cl_hud_color 0; hud_showtargetid 1; cl_crosshairsize 1.5;
cl_crosshairthickness 0; cl_crosshairgap 0;
cl_crosshair_outlinethickness 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_maxdist_splitratio 0.3;
cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_innermod 1; cl_crosshair_dynamic_splitalpha_outermod 0.5

r_drawtracers_firstperson 0
bind mouse1 "+attack; r_cleardecals"
bind kp_5 "r_drawtracers_firstperson 1"
bind kp_rightarrow "r_drawtracers_firstperson 0"