Bring back sexy armor options in video games.

I love big breasted, tiny tummied, fat ass, computer generated womanly perfection and the more "skin" they show, the better! However, I don't look down on real women who don't have these qualities because that would be delusional. Like why is virtual sexuality a problem but not violence? It's not, they're both fine. Most people are rational and not THAT impressionable...

I'm a chubby, mildly balding, pasty skinned freak and I do not want to see a guy that looks like me as the main character in a video game. I wanna see a dude that's ripped and actually looks like a capable fighter, but don't stop there! Why can't he have an iron banana hammock that somehow protects his bare muscular chest and oiled up washboard abs? Of course that kind of armor wouldn't be viable irl, but it's not real life ffs...

Let's say, hypothetically, your mom was wearing a yellow raincoat. Now, also in this scenario, there is a man needing to get home. When he sees your mom, he will yell "taxi, taxi!". Now, why does he do this? The answer is actually quite simple. Your mom is so fat she is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat she is theoretically wearing is the same color as a taxi. Therefore, the man mistakes her for a taxi. So, what has this hypothetical scenario shown us? It has shown us that your mom is very, very, fat. Boom! Once again destroyed with facts and logic.

So what exactly is the message you are trying to convey? Sir. You must comprehend the fact that I am immortal. Why? I’m plentiful, stronger, intellectually superior, an academic weapon, fighting imbeciles like you for centuries upon centuries. You, a mere mortal, a muggle, have no chance of winning against me. You are feeble. Unattractive. Useless. Financially inept. So before you attempt to destroy me again, think about your helplessness, and try to communicate in a more rational and positive manner. Telling me to seek psychological support when your father is a cocaine addict and your mother is absent? Find shame. Although we share great disparity, I wish you a grand, wonderful life, for I am mature, and shall never hold grudges. Have a spectacular and speedy recovery, Sir.

Guys, didn't y'all believe that all those puzzle ads were fake, and there's no such game? But today, I've finally found the game: "Evony: The King's Return"! That's right guys, that's the exact game that you always see in those ads. I've seen enough of their videos, today, I'm gonna play it. To be honest, I've got to use my brains to play this. OHH I failed again! Look, I'm stuck on this level! OMG i lost my treasure!!! Time to test your brain. Download now and give it a try!

Guys, when I was new in reddit I wanted subredit for water polo. Only large subreddit I found was r/watersports and I thought it would be about water polo, do not make same mistake. I didn't know where to write this, so I write it here.

Hey guys, I finished No Nut November and I've got to say I'm not a fan of the powers I've gained this year. Last year I was able to breathe fire and tell the color of the panties of any girl within a 5 mile radius, but this year all I've gotten was the ability to levitate 3 inches off the ground if I imagine a tree wearing a bra. Does anyone else have this issue guys? I'm probably gonna ask my pastor if he can email God for a patch. Oh well. Peace out. I'm going to go jerk off to a curvy rock I found on the beach.