This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated compressed soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian Apache helicopter dog who serves only to one master: my chihuahua which I helped cross the border of Mexico because I hate Donald Trump. My dog also walks me, if you find that weird you're an arrogant ignorant homophobic globaphobic sexist.

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Holy f.ucking s.hit. I want to bang Zero Two so g.oddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Any time there’s a scene with Zero Two, I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant f.ucking sex with Zero Two. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Zero Two’s tight pink ovulating p.ussy. God I wish I was Hiro because I f.ucking know for a fact that Zero Two drains his balls daily. I want her to suck all of my humanity out and ride me to death. I want to eat and lick her p.ussy and drink every drop of her p.ussy juice until she passes out. I want to f.uck her tight as.shole until that hole gets the shape of my d.ick. I can't endure my life anymore, i'm tired of hugging my zero two dakimakura pillow and cry every night.

Yeah...I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap girlfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.

Edgy Steam User Bingo
Look at the below list. How many of them apply to your Steam profile?

1. Has a VAC/Game Ban,
2. Black/Grayscale Background
3. Says owo unironically, denies being a weeb.
4. GIF of some cringy mumble rapper with fake VHS artefacts.
5. Aesthetic trendy pic of a girl as avatar
6. Comment section cluttered with hearts from strangers.
7. Steam Level is over 100. Friend Count is below 20.
8. Finds the 80s nostalgic despite being born in 2005.
9. Edgy Google Translate Japanese/Korean on profile.
10. Ｆｕｌｌｗｉｄｔｈ　Ｆｏｎｔ
11. Has a profile URL that is 'really unique' and 'cool'
12. Special Snowflake broken avatar or blank name.
13. Creates groups just for animated avatars.
14. Has an e-boyfriend they met through Steam.
15. Most groups have grayscale icons.

If more than 4 of the above apply to your Steam profile consider adjusting your gay levels to safer levels in order to make Steam a more enjoyable place for everybody.