Recent reviews by Smeagol

it's ight

I shot a lion in the head twice and buddy ran away like this was just a normal Thursday. oh yeah and then he ate my ass.

big bear will kill you

campfire ahead

Beautiful

not fun

So it has been 3 days now and no fix to EA basically just taking my money. Bought event packs and the battle pass for around $40 fully aware that it was going to be a waste of money. What does EA do after I just donated them $40? Takes everything I bought and makes it all just disappear. POOF! Like I never even bought it. EXCEPT, oh wait, THEY KEPT MY APEX COINS? I'm pissed at this point and go to EA's help page and the guy basically tells me that they will fix it with no guarantees of anything. okay okay, I can be patient. I'll just be patient and play the game like a good boy. oh wait. what's this? EA DERANKS ME ALL THE WAY BACK TO SILVER?? Uhhhh....I am confusion. Is this punishment for having an 18 dmg game? NOPE! YET ANOTHER BUG THAT THEY CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX. FIX YOUR DAMN GAME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! oh and please, give me my moneyyyyyy

Terrible Halo game.

Get a dog water error that times me out and can not join anything. I've been waiting on this game since 2003 and now the time comes and I can't play. What would you like me to do? Lick my toes? yea okay sure. I will. Thanks for ruining my life. I have been lonely for 10 minutes and now I can't get a coke. My cat died. Im failing school. Oh wait my mail is here. Anyway, fix your game. btw my hours only come from me sitting in the main screen.

This game reminds me of the days when I toured Iraq. Days were rough didn't have a proper wack for years.