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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
You think this game is a joke?
Posted 2 September, 2017. Last edited 11 June, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
109.1 hrs on record (45.9 hrs at review time)
Wel, what I gotta say bout this game hmmm...Oh look a cat!
*drops catnip*
here kitty kitty
*catches cat before he ruins the kush*
*upgrades shotgun with cat*
*smokes catnip*
YEAA BABY I AM THE LIZARD KING
*goes on a killing spree shooting talibans*
Posted 31 August, 2017.
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135 people found this review helpful
47 people found this review funny
28.2 hrs on record (27.6 hrs at review time)
GTA but "Made in China", but not one of those bootlegs version.

Pros:
- Imagine GTA but:
  • in Hong Kong
  • with kung fu fights and brutal ko's
  • you play as undercover cop
  • cop wit sick hacking skills
  • chinese triad mafia story with the honor and respect things like that
  • eat pork buns maang
  • 3 campaigns dafq dayum

Cons:
- driving style ain't that good for keyboards (dem vehicles tho)
- hacking interactions worse than those on tv shows
- no sequel
Posted 31 August, 2017. Last edited 11 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
The key element of this game is to make progress in uncommon ways like rocket jumping and using the environment.
I didn't expect this mod to be that much detailed and elaborate. There are a few things that were really new and original like qr codes and being one with the darkness to hide from enemies. The first part has a cool horror feel in it, while in the second the player gets involved into action.

Pros:
- High quality level design
- Nice atmospheric music
- Many uses of the Propulsion Gun
- Short but interesting plot
- Achievements

Cons:
- Interesting but short plot (four levels)

So if you by chance have a few hours to kill, I'd suggest you to give it a try.
Posted 7 January, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
336.7 hrs on record (60.6 hrs at review time)
Pros:
- Amazing graphic detail and environment designs.
- Intriguing storyline that varies, based on the player's in-game choices.
- Fantastic cutscenes which lead to happy or sad situations or plot twists.
- Fun combat mechanics and crafting methods.
- Very customizable character, from armor and swords to haircuts.
- Very many secondary missions, categorized also in witcher contracts and treasure hunts.
- Lots of player interactions such as playing cards and horse races.

Cons:
- Dimeritium ingots from merchants in Skellige cost more than 1000 crowns. smh
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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10 people found this review helpful
103.3 hrs on record (33.6 hrs at review time)
Pros:
- Great gameplay and level design
- Awesome music
- Originality in enemies and weapons
- Fun secrets and easter eggs
- Development Kit is easy and fun to use
- It exists

Cons:
- Level editor crashes sometimes for no reason :(
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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8 people found this review helpful
16 people found this review funny
4.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Have you ever laughed until you shat bricks?
Well, the dev of this game laughed so hard he shat a pretty solid one and called it "Unknown Battle".

I had to play 5 minutes to write this, at least i got it free...
Posted 18 May, 2016. Last edited 18 May, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
22.5 hrs on record (16.6 hrs at review time)
I've never seen an amazing game so far like this. With an amazing mind-blowing storyline and full of challenging riddles, this is a must to play.
Posted 30 December, 2015.
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